this just has baby written all over it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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