if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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