"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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