they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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