the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You know, be my cock's hype man.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize