I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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