p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Randomize
