Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
