I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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