She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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