I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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