she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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