i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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