i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
