So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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