oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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