i think i have herpe
just one?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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