What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
false alarm. still invincible.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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