Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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