your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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