ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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