she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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