quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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