thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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