nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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