were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
please don't ironically join a cult
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