I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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