JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
