And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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