I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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