I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
