What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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