No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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