: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I will pee on everything he values.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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