I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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