Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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