Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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