Having a random hookup so left but love u
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
