I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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