Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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