How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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