where am i from again
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
