butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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