she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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