You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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