So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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