you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
