i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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