I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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