fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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