She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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