ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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