We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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