Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
